VP NATION:
It is with a very heavy heart that I send my brother Jeffrey off on a new journey today.
Jeffrey, you have the whole world in the palm of your dainty, uncalloused, over moisturized hands. I have no doubt that you will excel and strengthen your already substantial skill set while maintaining your infectious enthusiasm and love for our craft. I am grateful to have had the opportunity to be a part of it and will never forget these formative times in our lives.
Thank you for that.
It is said that the indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want.
You’ve made your decision.
Love and respect always.
VP,
DEEJ
The Whole Mishpucha…
Jeffrey, I am so happy for you guys. What an amazing thing to behold. So exciting to know the sex of your child…
In the immortal words of the brilliant Stephen Rannazzisi:
(when your ) child is a boy, you only have to worry about “one dick.” “The dick is a very dangerous weapon,” but, “when you have a daughter, you have to worry about everybody’s dick!…you’re constantly blocking dicks, you’re like a dick goalie…
VP,
DEEJ
Please excuse the piss poor photography, but we’re back motherfuckers…look out.
VP,
DEEJ
Jeffrey,
Even the town recognizes how brilliant and hard working you are.
Once again I am humbled to know you and to be able to live vicariously through your accolades.
A gentleman and a scholar.
VP,
DEEJ
Jeffrey,
Thank you for letting me be the man behind the man.
I will cherish this position for a lifetime.
VP,
DEEJ
DJ,
I appreciate your frugal nature.
Ordering the Kids Pack at the local cinema is an economical choice.
Soda + Popcorn + Candy = $6.25
Ordering from the kiddy menu, so adorable.
VP,
JEFF
Jeffrey,
You are so heroic and daring. I mean the LAFD had to call you for help!
That’s huge, brother…
You continue to shine…
I’m in awe.
VP,
DEEJ
Jeffrey,
They don’t call you the Duke of Daint for nothing…
Great drink and great pinky extension.
I envy you.
VP,
DEEJ
Jeffrey,
In case I haven’t been vocal enough lately…this is where you reside.
You deserve to know.
VP,
DEEJ
Damn DEEJ…
You are really talented.
What a great eye…you should be proud.
VP,
DEEJ
Jeffrey,
I can’t believe you got Septimus to officiate!
I’ve been sitting on his rookie card for years…now its bound to go up in value!!
Thanks meng.
VP,
DEEJ