The Whole Mishpucha…
Jeffrey, I am so happy for you guys. What an amazing thing to behold. So exciting to know the sex of your child…
In the immortal words of the brilliant Stephen Rannazzisi:
(when your ) child is a boy, you only have to worry about “one dick.” “The dick is a very dangerous weapon,” but, “when you have a daughter, you have to worry about everybody’s dick!…you’re constantly blocking dicks, you’re like a dick goalie…
VP,
DEEJ
Please excuse the piss poor photography, but we’re back motherfuckers…look out.
VP,
DEEJ
Jeffrey,
Even the town recognizes how brilliant and hard working you are.
Once again I am humbled to know you and to be able to live vicariously through your accolades.
A gentleman and a scholar.
VP,
DEEJ
Jeffrey,
Thank you for letting me be the man behind the man.
I will cherish this position for a lifetime.
VP,
DEEJ
DJ,
I appreciate your frugal nature.
Ordering the Kids Pack at the local cinema is an economical choice.
Soda + Popcorn + Candy = $6.25
Ordering from the kiddy menu, so adorable.
VP,
JEFF
Jeffrey,
You are so heroic and daring. I mean the LAFD had to call you for help!
That’s huge, brother…
You continue to shine…
I’m in awe.
VP,
DEEJ
Jeffrey,
They don’t call you the Duke of Daint for nothing…
Great drink and great pinky extension.
I envy you.
VP,
DEEJ
Jeffrey,
In case I haven’t been vocal enough lately…this is where you reside.
You deserve to know.
VP,
DEEJ
Damn DEEJ…
You are really talented.
What a great eye…you should be proud.
VP,
DEEJ
Jeffrey,
I can’t believe you got Septimus to officiate!
I’ve been sitting on his rookie card for years…now its bound to go up in value!!
Thanks meng.
VP,
DEEJ
DJ,
You exemplify excellence.
Dr. Norman David Goldberg (your father) has instilled in you very admirable qualities.
Like father, like son. Clearly, the apple does not fall far from the tree.
1. Would I recommend you to a friend? 5 STARS!
2. Do I trust you? 5 STARS!
3. Do you help me understand my conditions? 5 STARS!
4. Do you listen to me? 5 STARS!
5. Do you spend time with me? 5 STARS!
6. Scheduling appointments? 4.5 STARS! (room for improvement)
7. Office Environment? 4.5 STARS (could use a wipe-down)
8. Office Friendliness? 4.5 STARS (no worries, we all have our moods)
Your overall rating is fabulous, just like your old man, Dr. Goldberg.
I wish I had a role model like yours.
VP,
JEFF